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by Rose
Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:07 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Archaeologist
Replies: 0
Views: 3416

Archaeologist

How do you annoy an archaeologist?

give him a tampon and ask what period it came from :lol:
by Rose
Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:00 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: wife and husband
Replies: 0
Views: 3976

wife and husband

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die." Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. At lunch...
by Rose
Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:49 pm
Forum: Public Health & Yoga forum
Topic: how tall are you?
Replies: 1
Views: 4909

how tall are you?

Hi,

Do you know that yoga helps you to be taller.

:shock:
by Rose
Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:20 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Bush cannot read Hebrew
Replies: 0
Views: 3815

Bush cannot read Hebrew

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Mr. Bush asked. Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN." Mr. Bush responded, "You know, Saddam, ...
by Rose
Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:42 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Family problems
Replies: 0
Views: 4240

Family problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marr...
by Rose
Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:33 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Adam and Eve
Replies: 0
Views: 3793

Adam and Eve

A girl asked her mother: - How did the human race appear? The mother answered: - God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made. Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered: - Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race was devel...
by Rose
Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:03 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: a blonde/2
Replies: 1
Views: 4597

a blonde/2

A blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the ans...
by Rose
Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:52 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: therapy
Replies: 0
Views: 3747

therapy

A couple, both 65, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the couple finished, the doc...
by Rose
Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:39 pm
Forum: Public Health & Yoga forum
Topic: Have you ever practised yoga?
Replies: 3
Views: 1115

Have you ever practised yoga?

Have you ever practised yoga? If so, how was the experience? Let us know about it. May be some of us haven´t practised it yet. So, let’s talk about our own experiences. How it was before practicing yoga and how it became after practicing? Let´s focus on the turn point between “before” and “after” p...
by Rose
Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:31 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: a blonde
Replies: 1
Views: 3688

a blonde

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news. There's a story about a guy jumping off of a bridge. The blonde says to the brunette " hey, I pay you $10 he doesn't jump." The brunette says okay, "I pay you $10 he does." They watch the rest of the broadcast. The guy jumps and the blonde goes t...
by Rose
Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:30 pm
Forum: Geographic Information System (GIS) forum
Topic: Help: Update function with a feature class is not working!!
Replies: 2
Views: 4226

Help: Update function with a feature class is not working!!

Hello, may someone help me? I have a problem with code writting. A feature class has to be called meny times in a loop. This feature class has to be updated. The update function works only with first step of the loop, then it is stoped at the next step. the error message says that the index table fr...
by Rose
Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:38 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: good brain
Replies: 0
Views: 3592

good brain

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Rose
Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:20 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: her name
Replies: 0
Views: 3967

her name

A man was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 50 years. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the guy said to hi...
by Rose
Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:09 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Job
Replies: 0
Views: 3514

Job

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's ...
by Rose
Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:06 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: heart
Replies: 0
Views: 3650

heart

A man needs a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is of a sheep. The man agrees to have it and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a check up. The doctor asks him “How do you feel?” The man replies...